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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Robbery, Assault and Battery that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Genesis', "Robbery, Assault and Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodomy assaulting listerine
or
Botany assaulting plasticine
or
Botany assaulting plasticine
Original Lyrics:
Robbery, assault and battery
Genesis', "Robbery, Assault, and Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old Psalm.
Original Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old song.
Genesis', "Robbery, Assault, and Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old psalm.
Original Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old song.
Genesis', "Robbery, Assault, and Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth got the guard's underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth caught the guards unaware.
Genesis', "Robbery, Assault, and Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth got the guards' underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth caught the guards unaware.
Genesis', "Robbery, Assault, and Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your Batman.
Original Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your bad man.
Genesis', "Robbery, Assault, and Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your Batman.
Original Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your bad man.

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