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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rhinoceros that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Smashing Pumpkins', "Rhinoceros"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinos, chinos, chinos
Chinos, chinos, chinos
Original Lyrics:
She knows, she knows, she knows
She knows, she knows, she knows.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Rhinoceros"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open your eyes... to these must I lie?
or
Open your eyes to these mustered lines.
Original Lyrics:
Open your eyes to these mustard lies.
Smashing Pumpkins', "Rhinoceros"
Misheard Lyrics:
Panda show, trees and balloons
Original Lyrics:
Planned a show, trees and balloons
Smashing Pumpkins', "Rhinoceros"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppet show...
Trees and balloons
Ask yourself...
See you in June.
Original Lyrics:
Planned a show, trees and balloons
Ice cream snow
See you in June
Smashing Pumpkins', "Rhinoceros"
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows, she knows, she know...cows!...
Original Lyrics:
She knows, she knows, she knows...how's it...

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