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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rhinestone Cowboy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
"...gettin' cars and lettuce from people I don't even know..."
Original Lyrics:
"...gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know..."
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
An awful's coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Arthur's cumming over the phone
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all folks coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And awful's comin' over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers comin' over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And offal coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And orphans coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And waffles coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog food coming over the bone.
Original Lyrics:
Offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' carbon letters from people I don't even know
And old folks crawling over the phone
And old folks crawling over the phone
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
And offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' cardboard ladders from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
And offers coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
And offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
and old folks crawling over the phone
and old folks crawling over the phone
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
and offers coming over the phone
and offers coming over the phone
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And waffles comin' over the phone.
And waffles comin' over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone.
And offers comin' over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting caught in lettuce of people I don't even know
And oggles coming over home.
And oggles coming over home.
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone.
And offers comin' over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting constant letters from people I don't even know
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks a frog waits
Original Lyrics:
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine-stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine-stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinstone cowboy.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a right strong cowboy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboby
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rind-stoned cowboy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Iran stoned cowboy
Playing cops and robbers
With people I don't even know.
Playing cops and robbers
With people I don't even know.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters
From people I don't even know.
Gettin' cards and letters
From people I don't even know.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Lysol cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And Arthur's coming over the phone.
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And Arthur's coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone cowboy
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Original Lyrics:
Like a Rhine stone Cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blind stoned bell boy
Original Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a limestone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a limestone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a limestone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a nine stone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a nine-stone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ride'm cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy.
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a well-hung ploughboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Glen Campbell's, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's been a load of compromisin' On the road to mile horizon
Original Lyrics:
There's been a load of compromisin' On the road to my horizon
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