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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Relax that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Deetah's, "Relax"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chill out and feel the sand.
Original Lyrics:
Chill out and feel the sound.
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with those lettuce and beans.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with those laser beams.
Deetah's, "Relax"
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke up with you, have dinner in hospital.
Original Lyrics:
I recover you, better than a hospital.
Deetah's, "Relax"
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke up with you, the bed went to hospital
Original Lyrics:
I recover you, better than a hospital
Misheard Lyrics:
Little boy's dreams
Schemed up schemes
Original Lyrics:
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Misheard Lyrics:
Live those dreams
Sin those scenes
Gotta help me
Help me
Help me with those lazer beams.
Original Lyrics:
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams.
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, Anjou man
This is the second to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
Funny, but cool.
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, Anjou pear
When you want a car.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come.
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it.
When you want to sock it to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it.
When you want to suck to it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
Although you've got a sucker to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck to it
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When do you wanna suck a Chew-it?
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck to it
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want a second to it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to subdue it
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, go to it
When you want to go through it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck to it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, just do it.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it.
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, just jump on it.
When you want to come
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
One day we will just put Vic Reeves on all day and Jack will be able to sing it all correctly!
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, you'll do it
When you want to come
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come

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