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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Real Men that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Joe Jackson's, "Real Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the gays are macho
Can't you see their letter shine?
Original Lyrics:
All the guys are macho
Can't you see their leather shine?
Tori Amos', "Real Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man makes cigars
Original Lyrics:
Men make guns
Joe Jackson's, "Real Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wear a uniform and I could play a nun.
Original Lyrics:
You can wear the uniform and I could play along.
Tori Amos', "Real Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wear the uniform, and I can play a nun.
Original Lyrics:
You can wear the uniform, and I could play along.

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