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It's so hard to be a lover
when you're swinging on the end of a bun
It's so hard to be a lover
when you say you're only in it for fun
It's so hard to be a lover
When you're swinging on the end of a bun.
It's so hard to be a lover
When you say you're only in it for fun.
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout "Life Of Brian"
Layin' out another line
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of cryin'.
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
No, I ain't gonna fart.
Knowin' it ain't really smart.
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' that it really smarts . .
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' it ain't really smart
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
No one ever really farts.
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart.
Playin' with the queen of farts.
Playin' with the queen of hearts.
Waiting in another line
Thinking 'bout a life with Bryan
That's what'll have to do
To keep me away from you.
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
To keep me away from you.
Won't you keep me, Ronald Reagan
If only for a very short time?
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
If it's only for a very short time?
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of Brian.
Laying out another lie
Thinking 'bout a life of crime.
Laying out another lifeline
Laying out another lie
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, and no one in the village smurfs...
Playin with the queen of hearts and knowin' it ain't really smart
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
And no one in it's really smart.
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
And knowin' it ain't really smart.
Playing with a natural nine
Thinking about a life of crime.
Laying out another lie
Thinking about a life of crime.
Playing with the queen of hearts
Knowin' it really smarts
Sugar is the only food
We'll do anything for you.
Playing with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The Joker is the only fool
Who'll do anything for you.
Playing with the queen of hearts
Knowin' that it really smarts
The joker is the only fool
Who'll do anything for you.
Layin' down another nine
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
Playing with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The Joker ain't the only fool
Who'll do anything for you.
Layin' out another lie
Thinkin' 'bout life of crime
Take a little flea to lunch
Playin' with the queen of hearts