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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Promised Land that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

VeggieTales', "The Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the Promised Town, it's gonna be Greek!
We'll have our fill, from the bill; as much we can't stand.
It'll be so lousy,
Oh! We are not waiting!
'Cause we're not going to the Promised Town!
Original Lyrics:
And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand!
We'll have our fill, from the grill; as much as we can stand.
It'll be so great,
Oh! We can hardly wait!
'Cause we're going to the Promised Land!
Pancho puts his line after the "it'll be so lousy" this: "With waffles on my toy airplane!"
James Taylor's, "The Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Los Angeles give me Norfolk, Virginia
Drop a quarter for ten o' nine.
Original Lyrics:
Los Angeles give me Norfolk, Virginia
Tidewater four-ten-o-nine.
Bruce Springsteen's, "The Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's no mystery now
'Cause I understand.
Original Lyrics:
The dogs on Main Street howl
'Cause they understand.
James Taylor's, "The Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working on a t-bone steak
Had a party flying over to the Golden State.
Original Lyrics:
Working on a t-bone steak
A la carte flying over the Golden State.

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