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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Professional Widow that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Holiday Inn close to Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it close to my lips, yes
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bringing the dogs tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bringing your toast tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee and cake
Gonna bring you toast tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big
Honey bring it close my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a corned grease mound.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a congressman.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta mean dick
or
Got to eat cake
or
Got to be gay
or
Got a big dick
or
Got a big dick
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a brand new toaster now
Original Lyrics:
Gonna bring it closer now
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d****.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got to be dead, he's got to be dead.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d***, honey bring it close to my lips.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big, the honey ring is close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d**k,
he's got a big d**k.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holly bring it close to my...
Holly bring it close to my lips yeah
Scabby vig
Scabby vig
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring yourself close to my...
Honey bring yourself close to my lips yeah
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey's making me toast tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring me toast tonight!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring your togs tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a Telstra pilot yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips.
Telstra is Australia's main telephone company.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a dust-mop
Scabby Bitch
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips
It's gotta be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your toastamatic
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new toaster now.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a toaster stuck to my lips
Original Lyrics:
Gonna bring it closer now
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that a gay pig?
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fine day to eat coconuts.
It's Saturday, baby
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips.
It's gotta be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick my a**hole raw
Original Lyrics:
Mother Mary China White
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, honey, bring out a toast to my lips
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's all in Alabama
Original Lyrics:
It runs in the family
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigeon perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
Original Lyrics:
Prism perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday kick
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday pig
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scabby bytch
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scabby pig
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scotty can't read
Original Lyrics:
We gotta be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's making you toast tonight
Someone's making you toast tonight, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Kathy Bates
or
You scaby bitch
or
You scaby bitch
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big

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