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Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Holiday Inn close to Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it close to my lips, yes
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bringing the dogs tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bringing your toast tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee and cake
Gonna bring you toast tonight.
Gonna bring you toast tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big
Honey bring it close my lips.
Honey bring it close my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a corned grease mound.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a congressman.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta mean dick
or
Got to eat cake
or
Got to be gay
or
Got a big dick
or
Got a big dick
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a brand new toaster now
Original Lyrics:
Gonna bring it closer now
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d****.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got to be dead, he's got to be dead.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d***, honey bring it close to my lips.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big, the honey ring is close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d***.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey's making me toast tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring me toast tonight!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring your togs tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a Telstra pilot yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips.
Telstra is Australia's main telephone company.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a dust-mop
Scabby Bitch
Scabby Bitch
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new toaster now.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that a gay pig?
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fine day to eat coconuts.
It's Saturday, baby
It's Saturday, baby
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips.
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick my a**hole raw
Original Lyrics:
Mother Mary China White
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, honey, bring out a toast to my lips
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's all in Alabama
Original Lyrics:
It runs in the family
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigeon perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
Original Lyrics:
Prism perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scotty can't read
Original Lyrics:
We gotta be big.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's making you toast tonight
Someone's making you toast tonight, yeah!
Someone's making you toast tonight, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Kathy Bates
or
You scaby bitch
or
You scaby bitch
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big
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