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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Precious Things that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tori Amos', "Precious Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I b***ed him.
Original Lyrics:
But I thanked him.
Tori Amos', "Precious Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to smash the vases.
Original Lyrics:
I want to smash their faces.
Tori Amos', "Precious Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the seventh parade
Original Lyrics:
In the seventh grade
Tori Amos', "Precious Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned
Like my anger
Original Lyrics:
Turned
Like my ankle
Tori Amos', "Precious Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, my loyalites turned
Like Miranda in the seventh grade.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, my loyalties turned
Like my ankle in the seventh grade.

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