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Ahright real badman wear paper pants
With Ted Danson to a drrraunk.
A'right real badman nuh wear people pants
We tek dancing to a higher rank.
I've seen rough times before
But I never seen no times like these.
I've seen 'nuff dance before
But I never seen no dance like these.
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