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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pon De River Pon De Bank that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elephant Man's, "Pon De River Pon De Bank"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahright real badman wear paper pants
With Ted Danson to a drrraunk.
Original Lyrics:
A'right real badman nuh wear people pants
We tek dancing to a higher rank.
Elephant Man's, "Pon De River Pon De Bank"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen rough times before
But I never seen no times like these.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen 'nuff dance before
But I never seen no dance like these.

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