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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Polythene Pam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess you could stay she was a jack to be built
Original Lyrics:
Yes you could say she was attractively built
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Phillis Diller when she's actively ill
She's the kind of a girl that makes a musical belle.
Original Lyrics:
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes 'The News of The World'.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so good looking that she looks like a man.
Original Lyrics:
She's so good looking, but she looks like a man.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so good looking that she looks like a plant.
Original Lyrics:
She's so good looking that she looks like a man.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so good looking, but she looks like a vamp.
Original Lyrics:
She's so good looking, but she looks like a man.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of a gal
That makes good use of a fella.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the 'News of the World'.
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of a girl that makes good use of the 'pill'
Original Lyrics:
She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'News of the World'.
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl who makes a musical fail
Original Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl who makes the news of the world
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you could say she was a tractor we built
Original Lyrics:
Well you could say she was attractively built
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you should see her tractor is in her honey bag
Just you should see honey pie
Original Lyrics:
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see polythene Pam
I din't made that one up, I heard John Lennon said "Well you should see her tractor is in her honey bag" is more funny like the other part.
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes a musical fail
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the news of the world
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes her user look wear.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the news of the world.
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes good use of the curl.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the 'News of the World'.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes good use of the pill.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the news of the world.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was a track to be built.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was a truck to be built.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was exact-il-y built!
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was exactly me build!
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you should see Aldi man.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should see her c****
Yes, in a honky tank.
Original Lyrics:
You should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag.

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