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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Plastic Jesus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Newman's, "Plastic Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' ninety-five ain't scary...
Original Lyrics:
Goin' ninety, I ain't scary...
Ed Rush and George Cromarty's, "Plastic Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic cheeses
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car.

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