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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Physical that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to a little bitty restaurant*
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant
* A restaurant for ants?
Olivia Newton John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to a little looking resturant
Original Lyrics:
I took you to a intimate resturant
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an Indian restaurant, then to a suggest a bluey
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
Then to a suggestive movie
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an Internet restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant.
This song really predates the Internet, so maybe the person who submitted this one heard it at a time when the Internet existed and didn't realize how long ago it came out.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then there was suggested a movie
Then there was suggested a movie
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
Then to a suggestive movie
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chance to groove it
then there was a chance to groove it
or
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chest of movies
then there was a chest of movies
or
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chest of movies
then there was a chest of movies
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then to a suggestive movie.
then to a suggestive movie.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant, Then, do we suggest a movie?
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate resteraunt Then to a suggestive movie
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an invalid resteraunt
Then there was the chance to boogie
There's nothing left to talk about
Lessons war is what I need
Then there was the chance to boogie
There's nothing left to talk about
Lessons war is what I need
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate resteraunt
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
unless it's horizontally
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
unless it's horizontally
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get enema, enema
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get animal, animal
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm saying all the things that I know you like
Naked little conversation
How 'bout a hand job will do just right
You know what I mean
Naked little conversation
How 'bout a hand job will do just right
You know what I mean
Original Lyrics:
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
Alcazar's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
I´m hear to tell you
That I´m feeling like a butterfly.
That I´m feeling like a butterfly.
Original Lyrics:
I´m here to tell you
That I´m fleeting like a butterfly.
That I´m fleeting like a butterfly.
Olivia Newton John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade and party-time
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny has a party car, a party car.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk, body talk.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your bodyguard,
your bodyguard,
let me be your bodyguard
your bodyguard,
let me be your bodyguard
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk,
your body talk,
let me hear your body talk
your body talk,
let me hear your body talk
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your bodyguard.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk.
Olivia Newton John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me feel your swishy t***.
Original Lyrics:
Let me feel your body talk.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your potty talk, potty talk.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk, body talk.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your tummy talk, tummy talk.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me heat your body tall
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk
Olivia Newton John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get Biblical, Biblical
Let me here your Bible talk, your Bible talk.
Let me here your Bible talk, your Bible talk.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical,physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk.
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get Busytown
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get Hannibal
Original Lyrics:
Let's get animal
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get a physical!
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical!
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get enema, enema I wanna get enema.
Let's get a new enema.
Let's get a new enema.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get animal, animal, I wanna get animal.
Let's get into animal.
Let's get into animal.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get mystical
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get typical, typical
I want to get typical.
I want to get typical.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical, physical
I want to get physical.
I want to get physical.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get visitors
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistletoe, mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
Physical, physical
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the Mardi Gras
The Mardi Gras
Take me to the Mardi Gras.
The Mardi Gras
Take me to the Mardi Gras.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk
Your body talk
Let me hear your body talk.
Your body talk
Let me hear your body talk.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then there was a chance of movie
Original Lyrics:
Then to a suggestive movie
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to talk about, that is, horizontally
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to talk about
Yes this whore is on the lead
Yes this whore is on the lead
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to talk about
Unless it's horizontally
Unless it's horizontally
'Horizontally' is a HORRIBLE word to put in a song. No wonder it was misheard by myself and others!
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing more to talk about 'cause this whore is on a leave.
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing more to talk about 'less it's horizontally.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yander maulin' me
Original Lyrics:
The animal in me
Who's Yander? Why is he/she mauling you?
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yelling all at me
Original Lyrics:
The animal in me
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know that you wear me out, yeah, you're maulin' me
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringin' out the animal in me
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're wearin' out; ram it all in me.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringing out the animal in me.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're wearing out
Ram it all in me.
Ram it all in me.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringin' out
The animal in me.
The animal in me.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know what I'm talking 'bout.
It was Yolanda, Paul and me...
It was Yolanda, Paul and me...
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringing out
The animal in me.
The animal in me.
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