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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Philosopher Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Monty Python's, "The Philosopher Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emanuel Kant was a real kiss mass who was verry rarely able
Hidigger Hidigger was a foozy checker who could drink beer under the table
Original Lyrics:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table

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