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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Perfect Gentleman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Jean Wyclef's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back seat erections are hard.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back seat with directions on
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backseat directions are hard
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backseat, the trance is on.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backseet put your rap shoes on
Original Lyrics:
Maxine put your dance shoes on
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't hesitate to call back.
Original Lyrics:
Don't hesitate to come by.
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause she dances loco
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cuz she dances go-go
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause she tends the cocoa
Don't make her a homo
Don't make her a homo
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause she dance the go-go
Don't make her a ho, no
Don't make her a ho, no
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause she dances loco don't mean that she's a ho, no
Original Lyrics:
Just cause she dances gogo don't make her a ho, no
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause she dances, mofo, don't mean that she's a ho, no
She gave me that V.I.P. card
And told me if I ever got lonely
Don't hesitate to call.
She gave me that V.I.P. card
And told me if I ever got lonely
Don't hesitate to call.
Original Lyrics:
Just cause she dances gogo don't mean that she's a ho, no
She gave me that V.I.P. card
And told me if I ever got problems
Don't hesitate to come by.
She gave me that V.I.P. card
And told me if I ever got problems
Don't hesitate to come by.
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause she threw a no-no.
Don't make her Mario Soto.
Don't make her Mario Soto.
Original Lyrics:
Just cause she dances gogo
don't mean that she's a ho, no
don't mean that she's a ho, no
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxine, put you red shoes on, hun.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxine, put your damn shoes on
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shag Paula
Wasn't you a preacher?
Wasn't you a preacher?
Original Lyrics:
Shot caller
Wasn't you a preacher?
Wasn't you a preacher?
Wyclef Jean's, "Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten grand, let me see you shake it
Like you got no balls
Like you got no balls
Original Lyrics:
Ten grand, let me see you shake it
Like you got no bones
Like you got no bones
If the dancer was a guy it would probably make more sense...
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