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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Perfect 10 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beautiful South's, "Perfect 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we love our love in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lice
Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we love our love in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight
The Beautiful South's, "Perfect 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather watch to turn you Buddha
But it hurts to feel second-hand
Original Lyrics:
I bought a watch to time your beauty
But I had to fit a second hand
I thought this made sense (apart from being grammatically incorrect) in a song that celebrates plus-size women.
The Beautiful South's, "Perfect 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheel of our life, different sizes
All of her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the ice
Promise me this, take me tonight
Original Lyrics:
Cause we love our love in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

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