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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paper Back Writer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Beatles', "Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ape, the Back Rider!
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
The Beatles', "Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a steady job, but he's gonna have to pay for that Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's based on a novel by a man named Me.
Original Lyrics:
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear.
The Beatles', "Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the black rider,
It's the black rider, it's the blaaack riiiiider, riiider,....
It's the black rider, it's the blaaack riiiiider, riiider,....
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
The Beatles', "Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a bad right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
The Beatles', "Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back right now.
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abe's a bike rider.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abe, the black writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that right, girl.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the fact right, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the man right, sir?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Does this song have the most misheard lyrics on the website? It had me fooled for years.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want a beer.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to be a...
Paul's first go-round with the Ricky bass.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Sarah Adams, would you read my book?
or
Dear Sarah O'Malley, would you read my book?
or
Dear Sarah O'Malley, would you read my book?
Original Lyrics:
Dear sir or madame, would you read my book?
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desiree Maddock, would you read my book?
Original Lyrics:
Dear Sir or Madam, would you read my book?
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight's in my Chrysler.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody ragtime
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face the back riser
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faithful Black Writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the facts right, girl
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the Budweiser
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head for that right turn.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey bareback rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a job so I want a beer, Paberback Writer
Original Lyrics:
I need I job so I wanna be a Paperback Writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't that right, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't that right, sir?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll make a million for your overbite.
Original Lyrics:
It'll make a million for you overnight.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his Klingon wife doesn't understand.
And his Klingon wife doesn't understand.
Original Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a high fly ball.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a thousand pages, will you take a few?
Original Lyrics:
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the back right side.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his Klingon wife doesn't understand.
And his Klingon wife doesn't understand.
Original Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
and his cleaning wife doesn't understand
and his cleaning wife doesn't understand
Original Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife doesn't understand
and his clinging wife doesn't understand
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a back right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a bad right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make the beds right side.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael Crichton, Michael Crichton
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer, paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nick-a-back-a Rocketer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paging Babs Streisand
Original Lyrics:
paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid for by Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid for by Creighton, paid for by Creighton
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer, paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painful arthritis
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint the bag brighter.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint the black Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint the black whiter.
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painted by Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay for bag rag time.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay for that Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay per bag write tour.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the Black Writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the back rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the bad writer.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the bag writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the black writer.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
People buy Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frere Jacques
or
Ravi Shankar
or
Ravi Shankar
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Frere Jacques" is actually not a misheard lyric, but an example of the Beatles fooling around a bit. If you put on the headphones and listen, long drawn out "Frere Jacques" can be very clearly heard in the background in the songs' middle, during "It's a thousand pages, give or take a few..." (and the next stanza as well).
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah O'Malley, would you read my book?
Original Lyrics:
Dear Sir or Madam, would you read my book?
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, Kryton.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sir or Madame, will you grease my book?
Took me years to ride.
Took me years to ride.
Original Lyrics:
Sir or Madame, will you read my book?
It took me years to write.
It took me years to write.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a back right turn.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a bath, Chrysler.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a bike ride, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her back Riker
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her back a Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her back, right now.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer.
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's about the Reichstag
or
Take a back right turn
or
Take the back right tire
or
Take the back right tire
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back right turn.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back, rider.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last right row.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the next right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about Chrysler.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about laughter.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tickle that Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave goodbye, Cripeson!
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
The Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yay for Black Rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Beatles', "Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yet you must be dirty.
Original Lyrics:
If you must return it
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