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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Onward Christian Soilders that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Traditional's, "Onward Christian Soilders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, the royal bastards
Lean against the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Christ, the royal Master
Leads against the foe.
Traditional's, "Onward Christian Soilders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onward Christian soilders
marching at the door
Original Lyrics:
Onward Christian soilders
marching as to war

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