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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for On The Border that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Eagles', "On The Border"
Misheard Lyrics:
(spoken) Sick and tired of it
Original Lyrics:
(spoken) Say good night, Dick
Al Stewart's, "On The Border"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one notices the custard slip away.
Original Lyrics:
No one notices the customs slip away.

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