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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Only You Can that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Fox's, "Only You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can light my fart like a bad vampire
Make him jerk and generate just like a v**gina tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Who can fly my heart like a bamboo kite
Make it twirl and gyrate just like a gyro delight.

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