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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Only Thing I Know for Real that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jamie Christopherson's, "The Only Thing I Know for Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm standing here holding my brain
Original Lyrics:
I'm standing here holding my blade

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