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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Only The Good Die Young that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
But sooner or later, it comes down debate.
Original Lyrics:
But sooner or later, it comes down to fate.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, Virginia
Don't laminate.
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll throw you the line
the stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind and epaulettes in the sun
and only the good die
Original Lyrics:
I'll throw you the line
the stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind never lets in the sun
and only the good die
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth to mouth to mouth Virginia don't let me wait
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out Virginia don't let me wait
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth to mouth to mouth, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good di-al
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good die yon.
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good diode
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good ti-yums (times)
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good tie 'um.
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good times
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good tires
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our height is where we'll be the one.
Original Lyrics:
I might as well be the one.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stained glass curtain you're hiding behind
The neverlets in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
That stained glass curtain you're hinding behind
It never lets in the sun.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were counting on your ovaries
Original Lyrics:
When you were counting on your rosary
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were counting on your ovaries
Original Lyrics:
When you were counting on your rosary
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You Catholic girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to bait.
Original Lyrics:
You Catholic girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to fate.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a nice white dress and a potty on your confirmation.
Original Lyrics:
You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never thought of me
When you considered trying sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
You never thought of me
When you were counting on your rosary.
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said your mother Tolleoli I could give you was a reputation
Original Lyrics:
You said your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation

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