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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Only One that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

James Taylor's, "Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two sour pies
Original Lyrics:
I've got two sharp eyes
Slipknot's, "Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only one of us rocks the way.
Original Lyrics:
Only one of us walks away.
Lifehouse's, "Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a pretty smile because of the poison that she hides
Original Lyrics:
She's got a pretty smile it covers up the poison that she hides
Lifehouse's, "Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pudding you gave me is too much to carry
Too much to bury inside.
Original Lyrics:
This burden you gave me is too much to carry
Too much to bury inside.
Slipknot's, "Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you so annoyed?
Original Lyrics:
All I hear is human noise.
Yellowcard's, "Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my Obi, my Obi Wan.
Original Lyrics:
You are my only, my only one.
The Cure's, "The Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love what you do to my balls.
Original Lyrics:
I love what you do to my bones.
Scooter's, "The Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanker! Can't wait for the day to be done
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, can't wait for the day to be done
Evanescence's, "The Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all gravy.
Original Lyrics:
We're all grieving.

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