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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Thing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And those erotic 'n wildly made scenes like you, Mister
Original Lyrics:
And those who're ridin' white limousines like you, Mister
One Direction's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen in Cubury
Original Lyrics:
Frozen and can't breathe
Amerie's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, we don't know each other well
So why do I keep thinking of myself?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, we don't know each other well
So why do I keep picking up my cell?
Finger Eleven's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I saw it in an aisle
If I knew I would buy this one thing.
Original Lyrics:
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing.
Finger Eleven's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I saw it in the aisle
If I knew I wanna buy this one thing.
Original Lyrics:
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing.
Finger Eleven's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I trained it on
Original Lyrics:
If I traded it all
Finger Eleven's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If a train hit it all
Original Lyrics:
If I traded it all
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barely talk with masturbation
Original Lyrics:
Rarely talk and that's the danger.
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barely tall and mashed potatoes
Original Lyrics:
We barely talk and that's the danger
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Esther Weitzman
You are my friend.
Original Lyrics:
It's the one thing
You are my thing.
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the one thing,
You are nothing
Original Lyrics:
It's the one thing,
You are my thing
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mashed po-ta-to
Original Lyrics:
That's the danger
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he talks. Masturbate, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Rarely talk and that's the danger.
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way you move are shot down to smithereens
Cut the knife just like a razor.
Original Lyrics:
The way you move soft and slippery
Cut the night just like a razor.
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way you talk, mashed potato.
Original Lyrics:
Rarely talk, and that's the danger.
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't look twice, Cazarusso fast.
Original Lyrics:
You don't look twice, cause you move so fast.
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the fires on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
You got dead flowers on the floor.
INXS's, "The One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the Tarzan men behind you.
Original Lyrics:
You've got guitars and men behind you.

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