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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Of Us that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I dealt you the blow
When a bus had to go.
When a bus had to go.
Original Lyrics:
And so I dealt you the blow
One of us had to go.
One of us had to go.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I fell to the floor.
Original Lyrics:
And so I dealt you the blow.
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
And would you wanna see
if seeing men that you would have to believe
if seeing men that you would have to believe
Original Lyrics:
And would you wanna see
if seeing meant that you would have to believe
if seeing meant that you would have to believe
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold myself as a concealed attraction.
Original Lyrics:
I saw myself as a concealed attraction.
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a Slav like one of us
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a slug like one of us
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a slut like one of us.
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us.
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a spaniel on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stagecoach on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stranger all of us.
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus.
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the butt
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a strangler on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stud like one of us
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hole in 'Rolling Stone'
Original Lyrics:
Like a holy rolling stone
Prince's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hole in Rolling Stone
Original Lyrics:
Like a holy rolling stone
Cover of the Joan Osborne song
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying, even though we bear
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying In a lonely bed.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
Even only that.
Even only that.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
In a lonely bed.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
Even though he's dead.
Even though he's dead.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
In a lonely bed.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
Hear my lonely beg.
Hear my lonely beg.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
In a lonely bed.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only waiting for a hole.
One of us is only waiting for a hole.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only waiting for a call.
One of us is only waiting for a call.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only, waiting for a hole.
One of us is only, waiting for a hole.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only, waiting for a call.
One of us is only, waiting for a call.
ABBA's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is lying, one of us is dying
One of us is dead.
One of us is dead.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
In a lonely bed.
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if God shot one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Rod were one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, Johnny is green.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, God is great.
Joan Osborne's, "One Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, that is great.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, God is great.
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cept for the pub maybe in Rome.
Original Lyrics:
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
And yeah, yeah, college is great
Original Lyrics:
And yeah, yeah, God is great
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stranger bites the dust
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just there's danger one of us is trying to make his way home
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molly Dodd was one of us
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a spot was one of us
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Barney was one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if God wants cannabis?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Bob Rivers once parodied this song as "What if God smoked cannabis" (often misattributed to Weird Al).
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if God was watching us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Tom was one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Abba's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a bus is crying, when a bus is lying
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying.
Abba's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a bus is lonely,
When a bus is falling, waiting for a car,
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feelings for,
Wishing she had never left Arthur.
When a bus is falling, waiting for a car,
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feelings for,
Wishing she had never left Arthur.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only waiting for a call
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid, feeling small
Wishing she had never left at all
One of us is only waiting for a call
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid, feeling small
Wishing she had never left at all
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, God, it is great
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah God is great
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