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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Of These Days that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tim McGraw's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to pull her tootie
Original Lyrics:
Had to pull her to me
Tim McGraw's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her tootie.
Original Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with a king of sweden
or
One of these days
I break you into little pieces
or
One of these days
I break you into little pieces
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna dance with the evil pieces
Original Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna dump you in a river, really
Original Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cook you a little pizza.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to dance with the eagle chief.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to stuff you into a little freezer.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm gonna turn you into a human being.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with your little sister.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with your little sister.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna drown you in the name of Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance in the name of Jesus
or
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with a man named Jesus
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I am going to get rid of you, b****.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to drop from the human species.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to dance with the little people.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to dark town to hear the priest.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the King of Sweden.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to f*** with a gypsy.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Tim McGraw's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
Tim McGraw's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie.
I took one look at her and had to pull her toonie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
Tim McGraw's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
Tim McGraw's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The windows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm seeing
The moment that I learned
Original Lyrics:
The wind blows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm singing
The moment that I learn
Tim McGraw's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
We called him tickled-feet.
Original Lyrics:
We called him freckled-faced.
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the devil priest.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm going to dance with your hero Jesus...
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm going to eat with the little sheep.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces..
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna dance with the Evil Chief.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna run with sheep
Original Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the Evil Queen.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the Evil Demon!
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the evil beast
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the little kids.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dump you in the river, quick
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
Pink Floyd's, "One of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to dance with the little people.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.

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