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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Minute Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Missy Elliott's, "One Minute Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake off
Show me what to eat
'Cause I don't want no one-minute pan.
Show me what to eat
'Cause I don't want no one-minute pan.
Original Lyrics:
Break me off
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't want no one-minute man.
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't want no one-minute man.
Missy Elliott's, "One Minute Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break it up
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't need no water in my pan
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't need no water in my pan
Original Lyrics:
Break me off
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't want no one-minute man.
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't want no one-minute man.
Missy Elliott's, "One Minute Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break it up
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't need no water in my pants.
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't need no water in my pants.
Original Lyrics:
Break me off
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't want no one-minute man.
Show me what you got
'Cause I don't want no one-minute man.
Missy Elliott's, "One Minute Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, what I want, I don't need
I can't stab no minute man
I don't want no minute man.
I can't stab no minute man
I don't want no minute man.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I don't want, I don't need
I can't stand no minute man
I don't want no minute man.
I can't stand no minute man
I don't want no minute man.
Missy Elliott's, "One Minute Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
W**k me off
Show me what you got.
Show me what you got.
Original Lyrics:
Break me off
Show me what you got.
Show me what you got.
Missy Elliott's, "One Minute Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up, show me what you caught
cuz I don't want no one minute man
cuz I don't want no one minute man
Original Lyrics:
Break me off, show me what you got,
cuz I don't want no one minute man
cuz I don't want no one minute man
Missy Elliott's, "One Minute Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wank me off,
show me what you got
show me what you got
Original Lyrics:
Break me off,
show me what you got
show me what you got
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