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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

George Thorogood's, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want bourbon. I want scotch. I want beer.
Original Lyrics:
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
George Thorogood's, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'That don't befront me
As long as I have my rent by Friday.'
Original Lyrics:
She said 'That don't confront me
Long as I get my money next Friday.'
George Thorogood's, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to tell you a story 'bout the house rhythm blues.
Original Lyrics:
Want to tell you a story 'bout the house renting blues.

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