Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> O -> One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
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I want bourbon. I want scotch. I want beer.
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
She said, 'That don't befront me
As long as I have my rent by Friday.'
She said 'That don't confront me
Long as I get my money next Friday.'
Want to tell you a story 'bout the house rhythm blues.
Want to tell you a story 'bout the house renting blues.
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