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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Armed Scissor that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new turd is the past time
Holler back, chopped the oxygen tanks.
Holler back, chopped the oxygen tanks.
Original Lyrics:
Neutered is the vastness
Hallow vacuum check the oxygen tanks.
Hallow vacuum check the oxygen tanks.
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad transmission for a one armed sister.
Original Lyrics:
Send transmission from the one-armed scissor.
At The Drive-in's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat transmission for the one audition
Original Lyrics:
Send transmission from the one-armed scissor.
At The Drive-In's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fuck her up and kiss the ass fuck now
Original Lyrics:
Pucker up and kiss the asphalt now
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get away, get away!
Original Lyrics:
Cut away, cut away!
At The Drive In's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get away, get away!
Original Lyrics:
Cut away, cut away!
At The Drive-in's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jagged b*** sacks in my face
I try to remember.
I try to remember.
Original Lyrics:
Jagged pulp sliced in my veins
I write to remember.
I write to remember.
At the Drive-In's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jagged cole slaw in my veins
Original Lyrics:
Jagged pulp sliced in my veins
At the Drive-in's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leathered larynx, sh** has access now.
Original Lyrics:
Splintered larynx, it has access now.
At The Drive-in's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad sack mission from the one-eyed pigeon
Get away! Get away!
Get away! Get away!
Original Lyrics:
Send transmission from the one-armed scissor
Cut away! Cut away!
Cut away! Cut away!
At The Drive-in's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set transmission for the one-eyed sister
Original Lyrics:
Send transmission from the one-armed scissor
At the Drive-in's, "One Armed Scissor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, no! Oh, yes!
Original Lyrics:
Unknown origin
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