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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Oliver's Army that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the zombies
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's army
Not misheard by me, track listing on a bootleg
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of us only are here to stay.
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's Army are here to stay.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call Korea's information
Original Lyrics:
Call careers information
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't start me porking I could pork all night
Original Lyrics:
Don't start me talking I could talk all night
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was always here to stay
Original Lyrics:
Olivers army is here to stay
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was wrong and I'm here to stay
I was wrong and I'm on my way
I was wrong and I'm on my way
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's Army is here to stay
Oliver's Army is on their way
Oliver's Army is on their way
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Llandudno's full of Arabs.
Original Lyrics:
London is full of Arabs.
I only got to know the correct lyric when Frank Skinner impersonated Costello singing this on 'Stars In Their Eyes'!
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
London is full of apps
Original Lyrics:
London is full of Arabs
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Nan goes sleepwalking
While I'm putting the world to right
While I'm putting the world to right
Original Lyrics:
My mind goes sleepwalking
While I'm putting the world to right
While I'm putting the world to right
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive Assami is on the way
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's army is on the way.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive the zombie is on her way.
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's army is on the way.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only takes one itchy trigger
One more little old less white nigger
One more little old less white nigger
Original Lyrics:
Only takes one itchy trigger
One more widow, one less white nigger
One more widow, one less white nigger
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our love is always.
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's army
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the zombie, you're here to pay.
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's Army is here to stay.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a Czech born Charlie
He didn't crack a smile
He didn't crack a smile
Original Lyrics:
There was a Checkpoint Charlie
He didn't crack a smile
He didn't crack a smile
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a chap called Charlie
He did a crocodile
He did a crocodile
Original Lyrics:
There was a checkpoint Charlie
He didn't crack a smile
He didn't crack a smile
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a crap on Charlie
Original Lyrics:
There was a checkpoint Charlie
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could sell you to Joanna's book
Original Lyrics:
We could send you to Johannesburg
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could send you to Japan or Spain
Original Lyrics:
We could send you to Johannesburg
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could send you to jump an iceberg
Original Lyrics:
We could send you to Johannesburg
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could send you tutors and a clerk.
Original Lyrics:
We could send you to Johannesburg.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could send you two Joes and a Burt.
Original Lyrics:
We could send you to Johannesburg.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
With just the way they miss the judge's ear.
Original Lyrics:
With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear.
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the fires from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
Original Lyrics:
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
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