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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Old Time Rock And Roll that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Loretta, call me what you will.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a rabbit, call me what you will
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a radical, me what you will.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a rebel, call me what you will
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me erratic, call me what you will
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me heretic, call me what you will.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try and make me eat Nabisco
Original Lyrics:
Don't try and take me to the disco
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I seldom listen to them by myself.
Original Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to them by myself.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say I'm a bastard, say I'm over the hill.
Original Lyrics:
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
That kind of music just sues the soul.
Original Lyrics:
That kind of music just soothes the soul.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
The condom music just soothes the soul.
Original Lyrics:
That kinda music just soothes the soul.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's only one-cha way to get me to go.
Original Lyrics:
There's only one sure way to get me to go.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
This 80s music ain't got the same soul
Original Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same soul
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same song.
Original Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same soul.
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't go to hear them play a bango
I'd rather hear some blues or f**king old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Stop playing old time rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock and roll
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I can't listen to 'em by myself
AND
Don't blow an ear or play a tango
Original Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I sit and listen to 'em by myself
AND
Won't go to hear 'em play a tango
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's, "Old Time Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just take those old wreckers off the chef
Original Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf

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