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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Old Master Painter that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dick Haymes', "The Old Master Painter"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Old Masturbater
Original Lyrics:
The Old Master Painter
6 artists recorded it; I think the version I heard was by Dick Haymes (which was late '40s), but I bet I would mishear it no matter who sung it now.
Peggy Lee & Mel Torme's, "The Old Master Painter"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Old Masturbator from far away hills.
Original Lyrics:
The old master painter from far away hills.
Peggy Lee & Mel Torme's, "The Old Master Painter"
Misheard Lyrics:
dreamed up a hue for the blue summer skies painted the devil in his daring dye
Original Lyrics:
The old master painter from far away hills.

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