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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nowhere Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real Noah man
Sitting in his Noah land
Making all his Noah plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real Noel man
Sitting in his Noel land
Making all his Noel plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real Norway man
Sitting in his Norway land
Making all his Norway plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the real noval man
Sitting in his noval land
Making all his noval plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't he a b**tch like you and me?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piv it all
Until somebody else into your hands.
Original Lyrics:
Leave it all
'Til somebody else lends you a hand.
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on his nowhere can
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in his nowhere land
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl is at your command
Original Lyrics:
The world is at your command
The Beatles', "Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is that your command?
Original Lyrics:
The world is at your command

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