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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Not Today that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jump Little Children's, "Not Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish someone would hand me his ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure someone would hear me if I screamed.

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