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The Dandy Warhols', "Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your boo-hoo house should pay attention to the words that I say.
Original Lyrics:
And you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say.
The Dandy Warhols', "Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because Everton are so passe.
Original Lyrics:
I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe.

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