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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nothing About Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Sting's, "Nothing About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only to me, the looks of my history
I'm a simple man, there's no big mystery
cold weather, ten years ago
just like this, a lonely man like me
gets a cold
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to read no books of my history
I'm a simple man, it's no big mystery
In the cold weather, a hand needs a glove
At times like this, a lonely man like me
needs love

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