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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Norwegian Wood that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I awoke
I was alone
Whispered the phone.
I was alone
Whispered the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And when I awoke
I was alone
This bird had flown.
I was alone
This bird had flown.
Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I once hurt a girl, or should I say she once hurt me.
Original Lyrics:
I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me.
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the floor
By the mybine
By the mybine
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the floor
Biding my time
Biding my time
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the rug, biting my tie.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the rug, biding my time.
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her "I didn't get called on to sleep in the bath"
Original Lyrics:
I told her "I didn’t" and crawled off to sleep in the bath
Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me.
Original Lyrics:
I once had a girl or should I say she once had me.
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted a girl
Or should I say
She wanted me
I sat on her rug
Biting my tongue
Drinking her wine.
Or should I say
She wanted me
I sat on her rug
Biting my tongue
Drinking her wine.
Original Lyrics:
I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me
I sat on her rug
Biding my time
Drinking her wine.
Or should I say
She once had me
I sat on her rug
Biding my time
Drinking her wine.
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it good, no Injun would.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it good
Knowing Sherwood?
Knowing Sherwood?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it good
Norwegian wood.
Norwegian wood.
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's scented good, Norwegian wood.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't, encraldoff (meaning "intend") to sleep in the bath.
I told her I didn't, encraldoff (meaning "intend") to sleep in the bath.
Original Lyrics:
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
I thought he was saying he had no intention of sleeping in the bath. Pretty racy for a 7th grader.
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