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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Non-Zero Possibility that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

At the Drive-In's, "Non-Zero Possibility"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies with tongues in 2 tuddecks
In toothpicks f***ed unborn.
Original Lyrics:
Flies dip tongues into tear ducts
In toothpicks fought unborn.
At The Drive-in's, "Non-Zero Possibility"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was b****ing on the inches.
Original Lyrics:
I was bitten on the entrance.
At The Drive-in's, "Non-zero Possibility"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was hitting on the eggshell
Original Lyrics:
I was bitten on the entrance

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