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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nine To Five that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dolly Parton's, "Nine To Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of foundation.
Original Lyrics:
I tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition.
Dolly Parton's, "Nine To Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to drive you crazy if you love it.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it.
Dolly Parton's, "Nine To Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerking for a ride
Original Lyrics:
Working 9 to 5
Dolly Parton's, "Nine To Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine to five, Can't Darth Vader make a living?
Original Lyrics:
Nine to five, what a way to make a living.
Dolly Parton's, "Nine To Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would think that I would deserve a fat promotion.
Original Lyrics:
You would think that I would deserve a fair promotion.
Dolly Parton's, "Nine To Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would think that I
Would deserve a fat promotion.
Original Lyrics:
You would think that I
Would deserve a fair promotion.
Dolly Parton's, "Nine to Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the tides gonna turn
and it's all gonna blow you away!
Original Lyrics:
And the tides gonna turn,
and it's all gonna roll your way!
Dolly Parton's, "Nine to Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear sometimes that Bernie’s out to get me
Original Lyrics:
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me
Dolly Parton's, "Nine to Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
One step up the postman’s ladder
Original Lyrics:
You’re just a step on the boss man’s ladder
Dolly Parton's, "Nine to Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour myself a cup of damn bitchin'
Original Lyrics:
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Dolly Parton's, "Nine to Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
They just lose your mind and they never give you credit
Original Lyrics:
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
Dolly Parton's, "Nine to Five"
Misheard Lyrics:
You spend your life putting money in his bonnet
Original Lyrics:
You spend your life putting money in his wallet

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