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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mysterious Ways that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donny take a walk with your sister Lamoo
Little pale lady to light up your room
Little pale lady to light up your room
Original Lyrics:
Johnny take a walk with your sister the moon
let her pale light in to fill up your room
let her pale light in to fill up your room
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna kiss the guy
Better learn how to pray
On your knees, boy.
Better learn how to pray
On your knees, boy.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna kiss the sky
Better learn how to kneel
On your knees, boy.
Better learn how to kneel
On your knees, boy.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to kiss this guy, you better learn how to kneel
Original Lyrics:
If you want to kiss the sky, you better learn how to kneel
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my days in lot of than doctors.
Original Lyrics:
Lift my days and light up my nights, oh.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny take a dive with your sister the rain
or
Johnny take a die with your sister Loreen
or
Johnny take a die with your sister Loreen
Original Lyrics:
Johnny take a dive with your sister in the rain
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take a walk with your sister Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
Johnny take a dive with your sister in the rain
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift my days, light of my life
Original Lyrics:
Lift my days, light up my nights
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me so right, me so right
Original Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shampoo in mysterious ways.
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamu in mysterious ways
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamu is the mysterious whale.
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamu's in mysterious ways
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamu, the mysterious whale
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways.
Shamu is the killer whale at Sea World.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She boos in mysterious ways
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves a mysterious place
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She moos in mysterious ways.
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She moves in a serious way.
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the man inside, that's right
Original Lyrics:
She sees the man inside the child.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's sleeping.
You're lying down.
She'll be there with you, in the ground.
You're lying down.
She'll be there with you, in the ground.
Original Lyrics:
She's slippy
You're sliding down.
She'll be there when you hit the ground.
You're sliding down.
She'll be there when you hit the ground.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's stupid
You're sliding down
She peed there when you hit the ground
You're sliding down
She peed there when you hit the ground
Original Lyrics:
She's slippy
You're sliding down
She'll be there when you hit the ground
You're sliding down
She'll be there when you hit the ground
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's stupid, she's sliding down
Original Lyrics:
She's slippy, she's sliding down
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six oh five, six oh five.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right, it's all right.
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna take a dive
with your sister, the rain
with your sister, the rain
or
Wanna take a dive
with your sister, Lorraine
with your sister, Lorraine
or
Wanna take a dive
with your sister, Lorraine
with your sister, Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
Johnny take a dive
With your sister in the rain
With your sister in the rain
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna take a walk with your sister and roon
daylight in to fill up your own
daylight in to fill up your own
Original Lyrics:
Johnny take a walk with your sister the moon
let her pale light in to fill up your room
let her pale light in to fill up your room
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been living underground
Eating from a catch
You've been running away from what you don't understand
Look!
Eating from a catch
You've been running away from what you don't understand
Look!
Original Lyrics:
You've been living underground
Eating from a can
You've been running away from what you don't understand
Love!
Eating from a can
You've been running away from what you don't understand
Love!
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been living underground
Eating from a cat
Eating from a cat
Original Lyrics:
You've been living underground
Eating from a can
Eating from a can
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been living underground
In a summer camp.
In a summer camp.
Original Lyrics:
You've been living underground
Eating from a can.
Eating from a can.
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