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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> M -> My Perfect Cousin
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Perfect Cousin that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always spotless clean and neat
As smooth as Yul Brynner.
As smooth as Yul Brynner.
Original Lyrics:
Always spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them.
The smoothest you can get them.
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got 49 sheepskin jackets
My ma said they cost a packet
My ma said they cost a packet
Original Lyrics:
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
My ma said they cost a packet
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a degree in economics
Prosthetics and bionics
Prosthetics and bionics
Original Lyrics:
He's got a degree in economics
Maths, physics and bionics
Maths, physics and bionics
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
His mother bought him a gin and Tizer
Plugged a human lead into a bison.
Plugged a human lead into a bison.
Original Lyrics:
His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her.
Got the Human League into advise her.
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masthetics and Bionics
Original Lyrics:
Maths, physics and bionics
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My perfect cousin
I'd like to do his dozen.
I'd like to do his dozen.
Original Lyrics:
My perfect cousin
What I like to do, he doesn't.
What I like to do, he doesn't.
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