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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mr. Sandman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crystal stemware
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give him the word that I'm not all over
Original Lyrics:
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give him tulips like Russell Stover
Original Lyrics:
Give him two lips like roses and clover
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give him two lips like Pavarotti
Original Lyrics:
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give him two lips like Rosenman Cober
Original Lyrics:
Give him two lips like roses and clover.
Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huckleberry, cherry pie
Original Lyrics:
Huckleberry, chimry, or lime
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a sandwich, bring me a drink
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make him the Q-Tips that I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me descendin'
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a treat.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a drink.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a dream.
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a treat.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a dream.
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman
Bring me a dream.
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Simple, bring me a dream
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please turn on your magic bean
Mr. Sandman, give me a dream.
Original Lyrics:
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
The Chordettes', "Mr. Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please turn on your magic beans
Original Lyrics:
Please turn on your magic beam

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