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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mississippi Half-Step that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Grateful Dead's, "Mississippi Half-Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the point of calling shots
His queue ain't straight in line
You're both made of styrofoam and no one's got the time
Original Lyrics:
What's the point of calling shots
This cue ain't straight in line
Cue ball's made of styrofoam and no one's got the time

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