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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mean Mr. Mustard that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always shouts at something unseen.
Original Lyrics:
Always shouts out something obscene.
The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a coconut
Original Lyrics:
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a tampon nailed to his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a tampon rolled up his nose
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob rolled up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a tin pot roll up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps some ten mark note up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps some tin foil rolled up his nose
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

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