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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mayonnaise and Malaise that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Local H's, "Mayonnaise and Malaise"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** that car
Original Lyrics:
Punk rock car
Local H's, "Mayonnaise and Malaise"
Misheard Lyrics:
So glad to be a jerk
Original Lyrics:
So glad to be unsure

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