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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Maxwell's Silver Hammer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fooligan.
Original Lyrics:
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fool again.
Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gang bang Maxwell's siver hammer came down on her head.
Original Lyrics:
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He grips her from behind
Original Lyrics:
He creeps up from behind
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joan S. Whizzical,
studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times that must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
or
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot-be so...' oh oh oh P. C.
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
Original Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing fifty times 'I must not be so..oh..oh..oh P. C.'
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joan S. Whizzical
Studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times That must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
Original Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so...' oh oh oh Precinct
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
Sturdy, fat, and physical
Science in the form.
Original Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
Studied Pataphysical
Science in the home.
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test due
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test you know.
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a texture
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell Edison major ring in medicine
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the picture sho-o-o-ow?'
Original Lyrics:
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?'
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh oh oh.
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh oh oh oh.
Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing 50 lines 'I must not be soooo.'
Original Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not soooap.'
Original Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot bes-o...'
Original Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so-o...'

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