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Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cow, oh, cow, oh, is that Joe?
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show!
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dyeing, dyeing, is that cute?
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut-show.
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Pistaccio
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up, Kaoru wrist, cut show
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist show
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, fist-f***-show.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kama Sutra
Original Lyrics:
Comical show time
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kama sutra
Original Lyrics:
Cynical show time
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru Kaoru eats cashews.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru Kaoru eats cashews.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru Kaoru, it's cashew!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru! Kaoru! He's got shoes!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, cut-wrist show!
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru! Kaoru! It's cashew!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist cut show!
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru! Kaoru! This car's s*****!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru(s) ******show
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up ******show
All the fans know what the **** stands for.
Dir en grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru(s)
Wrist-cut show
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show
Kaoru is one of the guitarists in Dir en Grey.
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru, eat my shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
Dir en grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru, eats cashews.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist cut show.
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru, is that you?!?!?
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist-cut show
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru
Eats kosher!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru
Whiskas-Shoe!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show!
Whiskas is a brand for cat food.
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, kaoru, it's cashew!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, cut-wrist show!
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, kaoru, what a cow
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist cut show
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayak, kayak, eats the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayo, kayo, misukasho
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut-show
Dir en grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cactus says you have prickly leaves.
Original Lyrics:
My comeuppance & your ignorance.
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
My common sense, you're in your hints.
Original Lyrics:
My comeuppance & your ignorance
Dir En Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe time!
Original Lyrics:
Show time!
Dir en Grey's, "Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tada waratte tsukiku kawaii.
Original Lyrics:
Tada waratte tsukikudakeba ii.

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