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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Love Potion Number Nine that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cow down a thirty-foot mine
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down at Thirty-fourth and Vine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I kissed the top that was ready for some wine
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I started kissing every gay in sight.
Original Lyrics:
I started kissing everything in sight.
Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a chocolate chip.
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a chocolate chip
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Rouge
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my problems down to Madame Ruth.
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my troubles to the blue liner cruise
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth.
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love potion over night
Original Lyrics:
Love potion number nine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love quotient number nine
Original Lyrics:
Love potion number nine
Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a path down a thirty foot mine
Original Lyrics:
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
That gypsy with the gold tattoo
Original Lyrics:
That gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
That gypsy with the polecat, too
Original Lyrics:
That gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fortune of the Nile
Original Lyrics:
Love potion number nine
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I kissed Ty Cobb, it was a thirty-four and nine.
Original Lyrics:
When I kissed a cop down at Thirty-Fourth and Vine.
The Clovers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that Gypsy with the cold cat stew
Original Lyrics:
You know that Gypsy with the gold cap tooth
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Searchers', "Love Potion Number Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the gypsie with the bold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know the gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.

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