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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Love Potion #9 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Searchers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I kissed a calf down a thirty foot mine
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
The Clovers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know that it was stale wine
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know if it was day or night.
The Searchers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a Sopwith jinx
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
The Clovers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a chocolate chip.
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
The Searchers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her that I was a philatelist.
Original Lyrics:
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
The Searchers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Baton Rouge.
Original Lyrics:
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth.
The Searchers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I kissed a stop sign and a dirty porcupine.
Original Lyrics:
But when I kissed a cop down at 34th and Vine
Clovers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the cold capsule.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth.
The Clovers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold cat, too.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth.
The Clovers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth.
The Clovers', "Love Potion #9"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the rose tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know that gypsy with the gold cap tooth.

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