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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Love In The First Degree that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Alabama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you left me faceless
And I've only got one flea
Lock me away, be silent and laugh
And blow away the sea
I'm guilty of love in the first degree
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away, inside of your love
and throw away the key
I'm guilty...of love in the first degree
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a drunk can be
or
Guilty as a Cocoa Bean
or
Guilty as a Cocoa Bean
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a Huckabee
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a bumble bee
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a cocoa bean.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be.
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a cuckoo bee
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl could be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a drunken bean.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be.
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a drunken bee
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a gherkin bean
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty as a gotten bee.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be.
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty of sarcography
Original Lyrics:
Guilty as a girl can be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
guilty, guilty as a cook can be
or
Guilty, guilty as a conquer bee
or
Guilty, guilty as a conquer bee
Original Lyrics:
Guilty, guilty as a girl can be
Alabama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
I once thought of love in the evening.
Original Lyrics:
I once thought of love as a prison.
Alabama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as guilty as a mad hat bee
Original Lyrics:
I'm as guilty as a man can be
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday I believe in you will come to Margret Scue
Original Lyrics:
Someday I believe in you will com to my rescue
Alabama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that you left me defenseless
I've only got one thing.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea.
Bananarama's, "Love In The First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I woke up I was dreaming calling out your name.
Original Lyrics:
When I woke up I was screaming calling out your name.
Bananarama's, "Love in the First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I can't breathe
or
'Cause I'm carefree
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm guilty
Alabama's, "Love in the First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you left me in Memphis
I've only got one knee
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Alabama's, "Love in the First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you left me in fences
I've only got one plea
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Alabama's, "Love in the First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you love me fiercely.
I've only got one thing.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea

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